Boren has hopefully learned a lesson or two from this and could pretty accurately be described as a dickhead. Stunning, absolutely stunning that alcohol was involved. Boren is scheduled for an April 17 court appearance.Īnd what might compel such bizarre behavior towards law enforcement?īoren had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from his persons, his eyes were glossy and bloodshot. After eight hours in custody, Boren was released from jail on his own recognizance. And 52 cards are spread in a circle around. So there’s one can in the middle, usually a beer can, but something with a tab is essential. I’ve also heard people call it King’s Cup, but we always call it Captain Dickhead. He was arrested on a misdemeanor obstruction charge. Captain Dickhead We call it Captain Dickhead. Investigators subsequently identified “Dickhead” as Joseph Boren, 25. “At which time he said his name was ‘Captain Dickhead,’” an officer reported. When asked multiple times to identify himself, the boyfriend refused and was “being evasive and argumentative with officers at the scene,” according to an arrest affidavit.Īfter cops handcuffed the man, they took one more shot at extracting a name from him. Once again, this bit of weird news out of the nexus of weirdos that is the state of Florida comes to us courtesy of The Smoking Gun.Ī Florida man was arrested early yesterday after telling police that his name was “Captain Dickhead.”Ĭops responding to a 1:45 AM disturbance at a residence in Sebastian encountered Pamela Alonge, who apologized for arguing loudly with her boyfriend in the home’s backyard. Upon arrival, the cops attempted to get the male to cooperate but instead of giving them his name, he continued to refer to himself only as “Captain Dickhead” which caused officers no small amount of frustration. Just when you think that you’ve heard it all…Ī local smartass in Indian River County, Florida was taken into custody after police responded to a domestic call over a man and woman arguing loudly in the backyard of their residence.
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